March 2012
imthejesusofsuburbia:
why is it that girl pockets are so tiny you can’t even fit money in there and guy pockets are so big they can fit 5 calculators in there
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Day 15. Your favorite "bro"
I love Varric with all my heart. He’s the only companion I’m really attached to in DA2. We’re bfff’s and bros for life. I mean, that chest hair?
And when Cassandra is all rough with him I want to be like
and then
Nobody messes with my bro!
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finnich:
so many books to read
so little time
so little money
February 2012
More friend playing Dragon Age 2 for the first...
Friend: THE FUCK DOES CARVER JOIN THE TEMPLARS
Friend: I, HIS SISTER
Friend: (IN GAME)
Friend: (SHUT UP)
Friend: AM A MAGE
Friend: AS WAS HIS OTHER, DEADER SISTER
Me: OH GOD I KNOW
Me: CARVER'S A DICK
Friend: TOTES MCGOTES
Me: TELL ME MORE!
Friend: i didn't really get much further than that yet
Friend: but HOLY FUCK
Friend: SPIDERS
Friend: THAT
Friend: WAS THE BIGGEST GODDAMN SPIDER
Friend: EVER
Friend: WHYYYYYYYYY
Friend: like
Friend: i'm wandering through the deep roads, all's well, it's a party
Friend: we're killing the already horrrifically big spiders
Friend: and then WHAM
Friend: WHALE SPIDER AT TEN O'CLOCK
Friend: THAR SHE BLOWS
Friend: FETCH ME MY SPIDER HARPOON